Dear Alice- Week 18

Dear Alice,

You are the loveliest little thing I've ever seen in my life. The most precious thing I have. I will do absolutely anything for you. When you are all grown up I'm going to take you to the zoo and we can see all the animals and eat ice cream. But I get two scoops because I am an adult and you are my child. Also I wanted to let you know that you are really annoying when you are in bed with mummy and I. Yes the company is great but you keep WHACKING me. The whacking was funny but it's gone on too long, I am almost 100% sure you are doing it on purpose too. Anyhow I love you but I sincerely hope you won't be as spoilt as mummy because she moans and moans!!!

Moaning mummy.

Love from the bestest parent ever and definitely much better and more fun than your mother,
Dad xx

Dear Dave,

Thanks for you WONDERFUL attempt at writing a heart felt letter to our lovely daughter. I think it's really clever the way you manage to capture your love for Alice and at the same time insult her mother... LOL.
Alice, take no notice of your father. Remember, mummy knows everything and daddy knows nothing! (But he has the money so we have to be nice to him!). And I love having you in bed with us, if it were up to me you would never leave it! Haha!

Mummy

xx