Alice says the funniest things...

"Mummy I want a pet!"

"You do? What do you want?" Alice thinks for a moment.

"A monkey bear!"
"Um..."
"In a cage."

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"Mummy, daddy's got a big tummy! He's daddy pig!"

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"Alice, it's time for bed now" I say. Alice puts her hand up and waves it a bit saying.
"5 more minutes mummy, then 3 minutes. Ok?"
Um... ok?

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After taking Alice to her first ever ballet prep class I ask her if she liked it and had fun.
"Yeah, it was SO COOL mum!"

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To get her to go to her second ballet class, I offer her a bribe of sweeties afterwards. Alice was so excited she joined in with everything the teacher told her to do with a LOT of enthusiasm! Afterwards the teacher gave her a sticker and told her how well she did. Alice said:
"I know! Can I get some angry bird sweeties now?!"

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Alice is slowly getting used to having Thomas around. However, she doesn't like him to play with her toys, touch her, make a sound or cry... I know right? Anyways, on one particular day she was yelling a lot of him. I heard her from the kitchen yelling,

"No baby! Mummy! Mummy, tell baby no!" I come into the room. Thomas is sitting on the floor, watching Alice, being very quiet. Confused, I ask Alice:

"What's the matter? What's happened?"

"Babies sitting there!" She yelled, annoyed. I honestly have no idea why the bothered her so much?!

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Isn't it so much fun when they learn to talk!!

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